Barber Shop


Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short as mine
Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short as mine

Bay Rum, Lucky Tiger, Butch Wax, Crackerjacks(1)
Shoe shine, jaw breaker, magazine racks
Hangin' round the barber shop, a side-burnin' close crop
Mornin' Mr. Furgeson, what's the good word with ya?
Stayin' out of trouble like a good boy should
I see you're still cuttin' hair, I'm still cuttin' classes
I got a couple passes to the Ringle Bros. Barn Bail circus(2) afternoon

You lost a little round the middle and you're lookin' real good
Sittin' on the wagon(3) 'stead of under the hood
What's the low-down(4), Mr. Brown, I heard your boy's leavin' town?
I bought myself a Struggle Buggy(5), sucker's powder blue(6)
Throw me over th' sports page, Cincinnati lookin' good
I always been for Pittsburgh, and I lay you 10 to 1
The Pirates get the pennant and the series 'fore their done
The hair's gettin' longer, you know the skirts are gettin' shorter
And don't you know that you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
If your mama saw you smokin', well she'd kick your ass
Now you put it out, you juvenile, and put it out fast
Well, if I had a million dollars, what would I do?
I'd probably be a barber, not a bum(7) like you
Still got your paper route, now that's just fine
And you can pay me double, 'cause you gypped me last time

And don't you know that you can keep a little circus money and spend it on a girl
And just remember that I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world
I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world

Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short as mine
Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short
You got your hair cut just as short
You got your hair cut just as short as mine

Written by: Tom Waits
Published by: Fifth Floor Music, Inc. (ASCAP),© 1977 (7)
Official release: Foreign Affairs, Elektra Entertainment/ WEA International Inc., 1977

Known covers:
None

Notes:

(1) Bay Rum, Lucky Tiger, Butch Wax, Crackerjacks:
- Bay Rum
is an aromatic liquid originally prepared by distilling the leaves of the bay rum tree in rum and water.
- Lucky Tiger
is a brand name for a line of haircare products including Butch Wax (also mentioned in "Swordfishtrombone": "With Lucky Tiger in his angel hair, and Benzedrine for getting there.")
- Cracker Jack
is the brand name of a snack food (Thanks to Leroy Larson for pointing out these references. October, 2005)

(2) Ringle Bros. Barn Bail circus:"Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus". P.T. Barnum the flamboyant 19th century American entrepreneur/ swindler born: 1810 - died: 1891. The first and perhaps greatest showman of the US. In 1842 he opened his "American Museum of Curiosities" in NY city, in which he displayed all kinds of real but also fake curiosities and freaks. In 1871 he opened his circus "The greatest show on earth" in Brooklyn. The original circus was called simply the "P. T. Barnum Circus". He then merged with his competitor and formed the Barnum & Bailey Circus. When Barnum died, Bailey ran the circus. When Bailey died, the Ringling Brothers bought them out. That's how we get the incredibly long "Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus".

(3) Wagon, on the: Not drinking alcoholic beverages, either for a short or a long period (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)

(4) Low-down, lowdown
- n.: The real truth; confidential or authentic information; relevant facts; little known intimate facts; info; dope (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner).
- Notice the same phrase being mentioned in intro to Emotional Weather Report, 1975: "Slip me a little crimson Jimson. Gimme the lowdown, Brown."

(5) Buggy n.: A car, esp. an old and rickety one (Source: New dictionary of American slang, Chapman)

(6) Powder blue
- n. A moderate to pale blue or purplish blue. Etymology: From the color of powdered smalt (Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company).
- Also mentioned in "On A Foggy Night" (1975): "Cause there's no consolation, what kind of situation to be aimlessly skewed amidst a powder blue." and "Downtown" (1980): "Just another dead soldier in a powder blue night."

(7) Inspired by or refering to "Good Morning Mr. Zip-Zip-Zip". Good Morning Mr. Zip-Zip-Zip is a ragtime song written by Robert Lloyd and published as sheet music in 1918 by Leo Feist Inc. of New York City. It was a popular if quirky tune with United States soldiers during the WW-I. In 1918, both Victor Records (VI18510) and Columbia Records (A-2530) issued a recording of the song by Arthur Fields and the Peerless Quartet. The reference to "Camels" and "Fatimas" are references to popular cigarettes of the time. "Verse 1 - We come from ev'ry quarter, From North, South, East and West, To clear the way to freedom For the land we love the best. We've left our occupations and home, so far and dear, But when the going's rather rough, We raise this song in cheer: Chorus - Good morning, Mister Zip-Zip-Zip, With your hair cut just as short as mine, Good morning, Mister Zip-Zip-Zip, You're surely looking fine! Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust, If the Cam-ls don't get you, The Fatimas must, Good morning, Mister Zip-Zip-Zip, With your hair cut just as short as, your hair cut just as short as, your hair cut just as short as mine. Verse 2 - You see them on the high-way, You meet them down the pike, In olive drab and khaki Are soldiers on the hike; And as the column passes, The word goes down the line, Good morning, Mister Zip-Zip-Zip, You're surely looking fine." (Submitted by Tricia Hubert, as sent to the Tom Waits Yahoo discussionlist. January 19, 2005)