(From Easy Street)(2)
Yeah, you check out the street and
it looks like there's kind of a...
Kind of a blur drizzle down the plate glass
And as a neon swizzle stick(3) is stirrin' up the sultry night air
Looks like a yellow biscuit of a buttery cue ball moon
Rollin' maverick across an obsidian sky
And as the buses go groanin' and wheezin'
Down on the corner I'm freezin'
On a restless boulevard at a midnight road
I'm across town from Easy Street(2)
With the tight knots of moviegoers and out-of-towners(4) on the
stroll(5)
The buildings towerin' high above lit like dominoes or black dice
Used car salesmen dressed up in Purina checkerboard slacks(6)
and FosterGrant(7) wrap-arounds
Pacing in front of Rainbow, Earl Scheib(8), $39.95 merchandise.
Like barkers at a shootin'
gallery
They throw out a Texas Guinan(9) routine:
'Hello sucker, we like your money, just as well as anybody else's here
Come on over here now...
Let me put the cut back in your strut and the glide back in your stride
Now climb aboard a customs Oldsmobile, let me take you for a ride'
Or they give you that P. T. Barnum(10) bit:
'There's a sucker born every minute!'
'You just happened to be comin' along at the right time, you know
Come over here now'
And you know, all the harlequin
sailors are on the stroll
In search of: "LIKE NEW", "NEW PAINT"
and decent factory air and AM-FM dreams.
Yeah, and all the piss yellow gypsy cabs(11)
They're stacked up in the taxi zones
And they're waitin' like pinball machines
to be ticking off a joy ride to a magical place
Like "Truckers Welcome" diners
with dirt lots full of Peterbilts and Kenworths and Jimmy's(12) and
the like
They're hi-ballin'(13) with bankrupt brakes
Man, they're overdriven and they're underpaid
They're overfed, and they're a day late and a dollar short
But Christ, I got my lips around a bottle
and I got my foot on the throttle and I'm standin' on the corner
Standin' on the corner like a just got in town jasper(14)
I'm on a street corner with a gasper(15)
Lookin' for some kind of a Cheshire billboard grin(16)
Stroking a goateed chin
Using parking meters as walking sticks
Yeah, on the inebriated stroll
With my eyelids propped open at half mast
But you know, over at "Chubb's
Pool and Snooker"
Well, it was a nickel after two, yeah, it was a nickel after two(17)
And in the cobalt steel blue dream smoke
Why, it was the radio that groaned out the hit parade
And the chalk squeaked and the floorboards creaked
And an Olympia sign(18) winked through a torn yellow shade
Old Jack Chance himself leanin' up against a Wurlitzer
Man, he was eyeballin'(19) out a five ball combination shot
Impossible you say? Hard to believe?
Perhaps out of the realm of possibility?
Naaaah!
Cause he be stretchin' out long
tawny fingers
out across a cool green felt in a provocative golden gate
He got a full table railshot that's no sweat
And I leaned up against my bannister
I wandered over to the Wurlitzer and I punched A2
I was lookin' for maybe 'Wine Wine Wine' by the Night Caps
starring Chuck E. Weiss(20
Or maybe... maybe a little somethin' called "High Blood Pressure"
by George "Cryin in the Streets" Perkins(21), no dice(22)
Cause that's Life, that's what all the people say
You're ridin' high in April, you're seriously shot down in May(23)
I know I'm gonna change that tune(24)
When I'm standing underneath a buttery moon
that's all melted off to one side
Parkay(25)...
It was just about that time that
the sun came crawlin' yellow
out of a manhole(26) at the foot of 23rd Street(27)
And a Dracula moon in a black disguise
was making its way back to its pre-paid room at the St. Moritz Hotel(28)
And the El train(29)
tumbled across the trestles
And it sounded like the ghost of Gene Krupa(30)
With an overhead cam and glasspacks(31)
And the whispering brushes of wet radials on wet pavement
Shhhhhhhhhhhhsh....
With a traffic jam session(32) on Belmont tonight
And the rhapsody of the pending evening
I leaned up against my bannister
And I've been looking for some kind of an emotional investment
With romantic dividends
Yeah, kind of a physical negotiation is underway
As I attempt to consolidate all my missed weekly rendezvous
into one low monthly payment, through the nose(33)
With romantic residuals and legs akimbo(34)
But the chances are that more than likely
Standin' underneath a moon holdin' water
I'll probably be held over for another
smashed weekend!
Thank you...
Written by: Tom Waits
Published by: Fifth Floor Music Inc. (ASCAP), ©1975(35)
Official release: Nighthawks At The Diner, Elektra/ Asylum Records, 1975
Known covers:
None
Waits performing "Nighthawk Postcards" (a-capella)
taken from Soundstage Show #208 (1975).
PBS television show on Tom Waits and Mose Allison. Chicago/ USA.
Aired December 22, 1975, recorded November 3, 1975 or earlier.
Notes:
(1) This song is most likely inspired by (or paying hommage to) "Poetry for the Beat Generation - Jack Kerouac and Steve Allen" (Hanover Records HML 5000, 1959). Fourteen poems read by the author to original piano accompaniment by Steve Allen. Waits has often expressed his appreciation for this album.
- Intro from
"Nighthawks At The Diner": "[upright bass
solo] Goodness gracious, my bass player should be chained up somewhere.
Mongrel... canine... growl. I wanna take you on kind of an inebriational
travelogue here Yeah, ain't got no spare, you ain't got no jack You
don't give a shit, you ain't never comin' back. Maybe you're
standin' on the corner of 17th and Wazee Streets. Out in front of the
Terminal Bar There's a Thunderbird movin' in a muscatel sky...
He-he. You've been drinkin' cleanin' products all night... Open
for suggestions... Eh-he-he-he. It's kinda 'bout... well it's
kinda 'bout goin' down to the corner. Say, 'Well, I'm just goin'
down to the corner to get a pack of cigarettes, I'll be back in a
minute' " (Transcription
by Ulf Berggren, 2000)
- Terminal Bar:
A sleezly little bar 2 blocks straight up from the train station in
Denver, Colorado where Waits hung out long ago. It is at 17th and Wazee
streets - or it was. Back when Waits hung out their it was a very sleezy
part of Denver. Now however, with the baseball stadium (Coors Field)
being built 3 blocks away, the area has been revitialized into the
hippest part of Denver (called 'LODO'). Alas the terminal bar just
succombed to property value pressures and sold out in the Fall of 1996
(it is being severely remodeled into a yuppie resturant). (Source:
Tom
Waits Digest, Seth Nielssen)
- Tom Waits (WAMU Radio, 1975): "I'll
tell you a story, I did this last night at the Cellar Door, a friend of
mine, John Heard (Hurt?), accompanied me on piano, a great piano player,
he sounds like George Shearing or early Dave Brubeck, Steve Allen, he's
a great piano player - it's called Nighthawk Postcards From Easy Street
which is going to be the title of my next forthcoming album and it'll be
out in October some time, a little narrative piece, I started writing it
on the corner of 12th & Wazee St in downtown Denver, Colorado, out
in front of a place called the Terminal Bar, now that's about a half a
block from the Santa Fe Freight Depot there and originally the name they
gave to the bar had to do with the fact that it was so close to the
Santa Fe Freight but now 20 years later every terminal case in town
beats the pavement to get there. I started writing it in Denver, I
finished it up on 23rd St in New York City - so this is kind of an
improvisational adventure into the bowels of the metropolitan region,
kind of a travelogue piece - when the highway is a wet slick anaconda of
a 2 lane and you're motivating and negotiating a hairpin turn behind the
wheel of a serious powder blue Ford Fairlane, with the whispering
brushes of wet radials on wet pavement .." (Source:
WAMU Radio Interview Source: audio tape. Date: Washington, DC. April 18,
1975)
- Tom Waits (Coffee Break radio show,
1975): "Let's see eh... Well I could do you a kind of a [snaps
fingers] Vroooooooom... vroooooomm... vrooooooom... You know eh, it's
kind of a little inebriational travelogue here eh.. about eh... It was
kinda like say: Well, hey look baby, I'll be right back, I'm just going
down the corner and get myself a pack of cigarettes see... And you know,
you get down and you hit the bricks and you notice there's kind of a
Thunderbird move rolling across a muscatel sky... You see... You're
standing there down there on the corner of 5th and Vermouth, it's a
block away from the corner of Baby Why Did You Leave Me and Why Don't
You Please Come Back Home..." (Source:
Coffee Break Concert Interview: The Coffee Break Concert radio show on
WMMS-FM (Cleveland/ USA). Conducted by Kid Leo (Lawrence James
Travagliante). December 3, 1975)
(2) Easy street:1. Financial independence 2. A way of life characterized by wealth and luxury; a pleasant and successful life; successful business dealings (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(3) Swizzle stick
- n.: A stick used to stir mixed drinks (Source:
Merriam
- Webster collegiate dictionary).
- Also
mentioned in "Putnam County" (And swizzle stick legs
jackknifed over naugahyde stools)
(4) Out-of-towner n.: A visitor or transient from out of town (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(5) Stroll
- n.:
A road, highway, or street. c1935 jive use; some Negro use (Source:
Dictionary
Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner).
- Also
mentioned in "Drunk On The Moon"
(Tight-slack clad girls on
the graveyard shift, 'Neath the cement stroll, catch the midnight drift), "Shore Leave"
(Well, with buck shot eyes and a purple
heart I rolled down the national stroll)
(6) Purina Checkerboard
Slacks: The small, red and white checkered square used as
the logo for the Purina corporation (specializes in dog and cat food).
So in this case: red checkered slacks (Submitted
by Cheryl Dillis. August, 2000).
- Slacks: Trousers for
casual wear. The word was used in the early 19th century as a
coloquialism to describe trousers in general and, later, trousers worn
by soldiers (Source: Dictionary Of
American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner).
Ralston Purina's famous
"checkerboard" logo was a marketing decision by Danforth
(company's founder), based on his childhood memories of a family in
which the mother dressed all of her children in clothing made from the
same bolt of cloth. One year, her choice of material was the
checkerboard design, and Danforth never forgot the distinctive
red-and-white pattern. Today, more than a century after its founding,
Ralston Purina is the world's largest producer of dry dog and dry and
soft-moist cat foods, which are marketed under the Purina® brand
name (Source: Ralston Purina Company official
website)
(7) Foster Grant: At the time a very famous brand of sunglasses in the US. Promoting their brand with the slogan: "Who's that behind those Foster Grants?". You can buy your own pair at: The Foster Grant Homepage.

L) Louis Jordan M) Peter Sellers R)
Terence Stamp
(8) Earl Scheib: Earl Scheib, founded in 1937, is USA leader in low-cost auto-painting. They call themselves: "The world's largest company-owned and operated production auto-painting and body repair shop ". In the 60's their slogan was: "I'll paint any car any color for $ 29.95 ". The "any "color was not literal (mostly very simple primary colors). Their logo was decorated with a colourful rainbow.
1999 Internet advertising
(9) Guinan,
Texas: In the 20's Guinan owned several gin mills in New York
City. Her trademark welcome was "Hello, Suckers!" She
began her career as an actress, and was one of the original silent movie
cowgirls. Legend has it that the joint was raided one night when
the Prince of Wales was there. She popped an apron on him and hid him in
the kitchen, washing dishes.
- Marv Hohman (1976): "How much of your
audience do you think is hip to all the slang terminology you use? It
seems you've made an exhaustive study of American pop culture,
especially the underside of it. There are terms I know that I'm sure
most people don't, things like Thunderbird, Stacy Adams, names like
Texas Guinan.... Tom Waits: Yeah. Kerouac made a record
back in '59 on Hanover Records with Steve Allen and he talked about her.
Her famous line was, "Hello sucker." (Source:
"Bitin' The Green Shiboda With Tom Waits" Down Beat
magazine (USA), by Marv Hohman. Date: Victoria restaurant/
Chicago. June 17, 1976)

(10) Barnum,
P.T.: Flamboyant 19th century American entrepreneur Phineas
Taylor Barnum. Born: 1810 - died: 1891. The first and perhaps greatest
showman of the US. In 1842 he opened his "American Museum of
Curiosities" in NY city, in which he displayed all kinds of real
but also fake curiosities and freaks. In 1871 he opened his circus
"The greatest show on earth" in Brooklyn. The original circus
was called simply the P. T. Barnum Circus. He then merged with his
competitor and formed the Barnum & Bailey Circus. When Barnum died,
Bailey ran the circus. When Bailey died, the Ringling Brothers bought
them out. That's how we get the incredibly long Ringling Brothers and
Barnum & Bailey Circus. He obtained a considerable wealth
through his malafide, commercial approach. Notorious swindler. The
quote: "There's a sucker born every minute" typifies his
cynical view of life. Check out this article by R.J.
Brown claiming he never said
it...
- Tom Waits (1999): "... Yeah, right. Barnum & Bailey had Sarah
Bernhardt's leg on display for a couple of years. They had it in
formaldehyde. There was a certain point where Sarah Bernhardt's leg was
making more money than she was 'cause she was doing Shakespeare in bars.
I don't know how that ties in, but help me." (Source:
"Tom
Waits '99, Coverstory ATN". Addicted to Noise: Gil Kaufman and
Michael Goldberg. April, 1999).
-
Tom Waits (1999): "... But I was trying to imagine what it would be like for
a person [Eyeball kid ]with an enormous eyeball for a head to be in show
business. If Barnum & Bailey were still around, I imagine he would
have thrown in with them." (Source: "The
Man Who Howled Wolf". Magnet: Jonathan Valania. June/July, 1999)

(11) Gypsy n.: A taxicab operating without a taxi license (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(12) Jimmy, Jimmie n.: A car or engine built by GMC (General Motors Corp.). From pronouncing the initials GMC rapidly. Hot-rod use since c1955 (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(13) Highball, Hiball v.: To move ahead at full speed (Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Houghton Mifflin - Third Edition)
(14) Jasper n.: An exceptionally pious or meek person. A rube. A fellow; a guy (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(15) Gasper n.: A cigarette, esp. marijuana cigarette. Much more common in Eng. than in U.S.; now archaic in both countries (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(16) Cheshire grin:
- He grins like a Cheshire cat. Cheese was formerly
sold in Cheshire moulded like a cat. The allusion is to the grinning
cheese-cat, but is applied to persons who show their teeth and gums when
they laugh. (Source: "The First
Hypertext Edition of The Dictionary of Phrase and Fable", E. Cobham
Brewer. © 1997-99 Bibliomania.com Ltd).
- Also
quoted in Small Change: "And the naked mannequins with
their Cheshire grins."
(17) A nickel after two: meaning five minutes past two. Nickel: n. [1970s+] (US) the number five [nickel, a 5-cent coin] (Source: "Cassell's Dictionary Of Slang". Jonathon Green. Cassel & Co., 1998. ISBN: 0-304-35167-9)
(18) Olympia: Brand name of a beer brewed in Washington. Popular in the NW part of USA. Olympia's attempts to go nationwide like Coors have not done well as far as I can tell (Submitted by Gary Duncan. Raindogs Listserv discussionlist. September, 2000)
(19) Eyeball v.: To eye; look at; look around a place. Harlem Negro use. Teenage and synthetic hipster use since c1950 (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(20) Weiss, Chuck E.: Further reading: Chuck E. Weiss
(21) "High Blood Pressure" by George "Cryin in the Streets" Perkins: Referring to "Cryin' In The Streets (Part 1)" by George Perkins & The Silver Stars (Golden-110/ Silver Fox Records, 1969) and "High Blood Pressure" (Ace-7102, 1971). (Thanks to Floris Cooman for researching release details)
(22) No dice, no-dice:
- No; without success; being refused or refused permission (Source:
Dictionary
Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
- phr. [1930s+] (orig. US) impossible, out of the question, on no
account [the refusal of a gambling-house proprietor to allow a player to
start or continue playing] (Source: "Cassell's
Dictionary Of Slang". Jonathon Green. Cassel & Co., 1998. ISBN:
0-304-35167-9)
(23) Riding high
- v.:Feeling very good. Occasionally meaning snobbish or
egotistical. ("He was riding high after he got into the college he
wanted.") (Source: The Online
Slang Dictionary, Walter Rader)
- Quoting:
That's Life. Writers: Kay, Gordon. Recorded by Frank Sinatra: "That's
life, that's what people say. You're riding' high in April, Shot down in
May. But I know I'm gonna change that tune, When I'm back on top in
June. That's life, funny as it seems. Some people get their kicks,
Steppin' on dreams; But I don't let it get me down, 'Cause this ol' word
keeps getting around. I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a
pawn and a king. I've been up and down and over and out And I know one
thing: Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get
back in the race That's life, I can't deny it, I thought of quitting,
But my heart just won't buy it. If I didn't think it was worth a try,
I'd roll myself up in a big ball and die."
(24) Change that tune:
To speak or act in a different manner; to assume a different attitude.
Dates back 600 years. First seen in John Gower's Confessio Amantis
(1390):"O thou, which hast desesed the Court of France be thi wrong
Now schalt thou singe an other song." (Source:
"2,107 Curious Word Origins, Sayings and Expressions" by
Charles Earle).
- Change one's tune: phr. [late 16C+] to alter one's opinions or statements, esp. to go back on
what one has previously said [musical imagery] (Source:
"Cassell's
Dictionary Of Slang". Jonathon Green. Cassel & Co., 1998. ISBN:
0-304-35167-9)
(25) Parkay: American brand of butter (ConAgra Brands, Inc.) (Further reading: Parkay official site. Thanks to Scott Fisher, May 9 2005, for pointing out this reference)
(26) Manhole: n. [1970s] (US Black) a bar, a saloon, a club etc. esp. for men only (Source: "Cassell's Dictionary Of Slang". Jonathon Green. Cassel & Co., 1998. ISBN: 0-304-35167-9)
(27) 23rd Street: New
York City (Chelsea Hotel).
- Tom Waits (1979): "This is a story here, takes
place on 23rd Street, New York City, it is a place eh called Chelsea
Hotel" (Intro to "Small Change", Cold Beer version),
1979)
(28) St. Moritz Hotel:
Also mentioned in The One That Got Away, 1976: "Costello was the
champion at the St. Moritz Hotel." Also mentioned in original
intro by George Duke for Tom Waits at the Orpheum Theatre, Boston,
November 9, 1974:
- George Duke: "Ladies and
gentlemen, direct from the St. Moritz Hotel on the Sunset Strip, a
friend of ours from Los Angeles, Mister Tom Waits! Sodden and wistful as
he might be. How are you doing, buddy? Your beard's getting very good.
He holds the distinction of being the only person at the St. Moritz
Hotel in Los Angeles able to room next to Ray Collins for longer than
three weeks at a time."
(Transcription
by Ulf Berggren as sent to Tom Waits eGroups discussionlist, 2000)

St. Moritz Hotel, Los Angeles. Photo credit:
Dorene LaLonde
(29) El (train): n. [late 19C+] (US) the elevated railway, usu. that of New York, but also in other cities, e.g. Chicago, where such transport systems existed (Source: "Cassell's Dictionary Of Slang". Jonathon Green. Cassel & Co., 1998. ISBN: 0-304-35167-9)
(30) Krupa, Gene: Born Eugene Bertram Krupa, January 15, 1909, in Chicago, IL; Died of heart failure, October 16, 1973, in Yonkers, NY. Drummer and swing band leader. Studied drums and performed with local Chicago groups in the 20's. Free-lanced with the bands of Bix Beiderbecke, Benny Goodman, and saxophonist Adrian Rollini. He joined Goodman's band and played on NBC-Radio's Let's Dance in 1934. Left Goodman to form Gene Krupa Orchestra four years later. He appeared at the last reunion of original Goodman Orchestra in 1973. In 1944 Krupa was voted: best drummer, Down Beat Readers' Poll.

(31) Glasspacks n.: A type of muffler which gives a nice throaty and loud sound. (Source: Tom Waits Digest, Seth Nielssen)
(32) Jam session n. : Orig. an informal gathering of jazz musicians to play for their own pleasure, usu. in free and lengthy improvisations on well-known themes; later a term applied commercially to public jazz performances (Source: Dictionary Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
(33) Pay through the
nose
- To pay excessively (Source:
Dictionary
Of American Slang, Wentworth/ Flexner)
- To pay reluctantly or to pay an exorbitant price. (Source:
"2,107 Curious Word Origins, Sayings and Expressions" by
Charles Earle)
- Lyrics might also
refer to using cocaine.
- Also mentioned in The Wages Of
Love, 1982:
"You see, love has a graveyard nurtured for those, that fell on
their sabers and paid through the nose."
(34) Leg akimbo: Leg bowed outward (Source: Webster's II New Riverside Dictionary, submitted by Cheryl Dillis. August, 2000)
(35) Earlier version: as published in the Los Angeles Free Press. January, 1974: "You know there's a blurred drizzle down a plate glass. There's a neon swizzle stick a-stirrin' up a sultry night air, and a traffic jam session on Belmont as a yellow biscuit of a butter cueball moon is rollin' maverick across an obsidian sky... And you know the buses are groanin' and they're wheezin' down the corner I'm freezin' on restless boulevard, midnight road cross town from Easy Street. With the tight knots of moviegoers and out-of-towners on the stroll and the buildings tower high above lit like dominoes... Now you know the used car salesmen with all their Purina checkerboard slacks and Foster Grant wraparounds are pacing in front of that rainbow $39.95 Earl Scheib merchandise. Like barkers in an arcade, all dressed up in jackel-striped jackets with the blue denim dye and color TV test pattern, double-knit polyester slacks throwing out some kind of a Texas Guinan routine: " They say: 'Hello, sucker, we like your money, just as well as anybody else's here,' and luring all the harlequin sailors on the stroll. in search of like new; new paint, factory air and AM-FM dreams... But you know the piss yellow gypsy cabs are stacked up in the taxi zones And they're waitin' like pinball machines to take off a joy ride to some magical place or they're waitin' in line like Truckers Welcome diners with dirt-lots full of Peterbilts and Kenworths and Jimmy's and the like. Doing some serious highballin' with bankrupt brakes, and they got the overdriven, underfed, underpaid, a day late - a dollar short. With their eyes propped open and their eyelids at half mast and I'm on the corner... I'm standin' on the corner like a just-got-in-town jasper on a streetcorner with a gasper. Lookin' for some kind of a Cheshire billboard grin. Stroking a goateed chin and using parking meters as walking sticks... I'm out here on the inebriated stroll. I am... and you know the sun come crawlin' yellow out of a manhole at the foot of Twenty-third Street, and a Dracula moon is making its way back dodgin' shadows to its prepaid room at the St. Moritz Hotel and and the El train is tumblin' across the trestles. Soundin' like the ghost of Gene Krupa with an overhead cam and glass packs and over at Chub's Pool and Snooker it was a nickel after two... "Yeah, with a nickel after two and the cobalt steel blue dream smoked, the radio groaned out the hit parade. And the chalk squeaked and the floorboards creaked. And an Olympia sign winked through a torn yellow shade, and Jack Chance himself leaning up against a Wurlitzer seriously eyeballin' out a three-ball combination shot... "I'm looking for some kind of an emotional investment with romantic dividends and leaning up against a banister I'm held over... held over for another smashed weekend"